The Wacky Web Tales!

Wacky Web Tales! This is my first one, quite funny. I don't know if it makes any sense, though!

Radio Announcer: Thank you for tuning in today. We are here in Chicago to celebrate National Poetry Month. In just a moment, the nation's poet laureate, Madonna, will read a poem about a(n) book. And here is Madonna.
Madonna: Thank you, everyone. This is a very funny poem I wrote about a(n) book.
An Ode to a(n) book
The book is as big as a(n) computer.
It reminds me of small papers walking.
O, the book. O, the book!
What do red people think when they see you for the first time?
Perhaps they know there are happy days ahead.
O, the book. O, the book!
For some, you are lovely, but for others, you are sweet.
If we are eating, we pause when we think of you.
May you always ran.
O, the book. O, the book!
The end.